did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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