Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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