Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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