its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
