i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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