Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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