I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
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