how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
the raccoons are back...
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