If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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