You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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