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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
tell me about the eggs
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