what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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