I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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