i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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