I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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