My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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