i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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