Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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