I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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