I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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