You're completely useless in the revolution.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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