But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I just cut my nipple shaving
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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