He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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