Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Randomize
