I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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