this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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