Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
our cab driver is having phone sex.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
