you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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