I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
