It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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