Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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