So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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