I wannas sexs uuuuu
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
