break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Yo dont text me then not text me
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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