I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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