Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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