i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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