I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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