I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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