i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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