I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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