Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
So squirting runs in the family.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
It's official drugs can't kill me
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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