singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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