So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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