no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Why are your pants in the freezer?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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