? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
