reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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