i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I just forgot I was standing up.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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