The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Randomize
