Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
My feet surprised me
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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